DMGCC greens revealed to be anatomic

I had always wondered why the greens at DMGCC never matched up with the course. The course itself is fair, and I rarely lose balls. The greens were driving me to distraction, and now I know why. They are all contoured on various parts of the female torso. I noticed it when I was stuck on the right butt cheek putting across ass cleavage to the left butt cheek. No kidding. Tee to fringe, very nice course. Greens -topography straight from Venus de Milo.