Handicaps were set by morning score minus par 72 then halved. We’re playing the train with couple closest to the holes and long drives.
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Lunchtime
Morning 18
KY 83 MF 101 JH 109 Me 110
Off to Black Horse
Breakfast
The Native
Home is where your family is, not where you used to live. I idealize New York all the time but Des Moines is home. Golf, 740 at Houston National then 130 at Black Rock.
The Bar
Pilsner Urquell on draft. Civilization.
The Tour
KY takes us on a tour… Of the hospitals. Pictured here is the valet parking for Texas Childrens Hospital. We drive by MD Anderson, Baylor Coll Medicine, UT Medical School, St. Luke, Methodist, Texas Heart. Numerous shrines and temples to DeBakey.
The Pit
Goode and Company, brisket, Jalapeno pork sausages, and smoked ribs with side of cole slaw, beans, and cheese bread. Married men can happily do few things without guilt: eat, drink occasionally, talk a lot about stuff, and play golf.
Night Vision
People drive impressively fast on Rte 59, on of the main arteries. TX is deregulated wide open. There is also no zoning. Was that a burger place or a strip joint next to the school? Probably both. Lots of cops -could be shooting a reality show.
The Renter
Renting a minivan. That must make KY cry a little bit inside. Unfortunately, they don’t make 911’s that carry 4 golf bags.
The Fartiste
We are sitting at a watering hole at KCI. We’re duelling our iPhone farting apps. We’re a mature bunch.
Golfism -life is a metaphor for golf 